The Best Vibrators To Replace The F*ckboys In Your Life Betches

May 25, 2019

Happy National Masturbation Month, betches! We’re all about humankinds being replaced by machines these days, because who wants a guy that boasts about his d* ck size during your first conversation, or even more severe, asks for nudes even though you’ve never even hung out? You’re 31 years old, Logan. Get your sh* t together. So of course, masturbation doesn’t simply deserve a day or a Seinfeld occurrence about it–it…

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Q: Am I a bad parent if my kids don’t eat 5 servings of fruit and vegetables every day?

May 21, 2019

( CNN) I went to see my son’s annual checkup last week. He’s 5. The doctor stressed how important it is for him to eat five serves of fresh fruit and vegetables a day. Short of force-feeding or hiding spinach in brownies Jessica Seinfeld-style, this is not happening. So we’re falling path short on the fruit/ veggies guidelines — every single day. Am I a bad mama? Frantic About Food

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New Mom Fails Drug Test Before Giving Birth After Eating A Poppy Seed Bagel – Perez Hilton

May 19, 2019

Put down the poppy seeds before your next medication experiment! One mother was preserved away from her son on his first day of life after failing a urine narcotic test after she feed a poppy seed bagel. Elizbeth Dominguez shared her surprise after testing positive for opiates when she went to the hospital to deliver her son Carter James 😛 TAGEND ” I did a urine exam and it came…

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The Veep Series Finale Was Darker Than Game of Thrones

May 15, 2019

Sunday night exposed what happens when a woman’s craven desire for power drives her mad. By the end of the chapter on HBO, we were treated to the scorched earth to stay in her wake as she ultimately, as many had predicted–and some have feared–became the Mad Queen. Er, excuse me: the Mad President. (< em> Mad -ame President. Hey-o !) It’s perhaps by pure coincidence that so much of…

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She was our Michelle Obama: how Gilda Radner changed comedy for ever

May 11, 2019

The death of the SNL star 30 years ago robbed the industry of one its finest voices but not before “shes had” blazed a road for women such as Tina Fey to follow There is no shortage of excellent critical writing about the US comedy scene in the 80 s, and John Belushi, Eddie Murphy and Gilda Radner, one of the original casting members of SNL, alongside Chase, Belushi, Aykroyd…

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‘Computer, Enhance’: Inside Samsung’s Smart New 8K TV

May 9, 2019

Sure, you might have brought home a 4K television only last week. But there &# x27; s no stopping the march of progress, and Samsung is at the vanguard with this set. It &# x27; s an 8K panel–roughly 8,000 pixels wide and jam-pack four times as many points of light as a 4K TV. Anyone with money to burn can plop this 125 -pound beast onto a stout pedestal…

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Inside Veeps Outrageously Dark Abortion Scene

May 3, 2019

When we talked to the showrunner David Mandel, “fucking funny,” and, as Tony Hale, who plays Gary Walsh.” There’s a Red Wedding .” It’s a fitting comparing, given the fact that Veep shares billing with the much foreseen premiere of the Anna Chlumsky) a decision is abort the babe she conceived during a one-night stand with Dan( Reid Scott ). If you thought Dan’s offer to” move Dutch” on the…

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In 1993 Sadie Carmichael Disappeared, And Ive Never Told Anyone What I Know Until Now (Part Three)

May 1, 2019

Jeremy Alderman Updated April 22, 2019 By Rene Asmussen As you could probably suppose, I caught all 31 flavors of holy inferno from my parents when they heard from Mr. Carmichael. I never went back into the house, I merely sat on the front porch and waited to hear the hullabaloo. They subscribed completely to Mr. Carmichael’s version of the events and in between screaming damnation at me, they bombarded…

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