The Best Vibrators To Replace The F*ckboys In Your Life Betches

May 25, 2019

Happy National Masturbation Month, betches! We’re all about humankinds being replaced by machines these days, because who wants a guy that boasts about his d* ck size during your first conversation, or even more severe, asks for nudes even though you’ve never even hung out? You’re 31 years old, Logan. Get your sh* t together. So of course, masturbation doesn’t simply deserve a day or a Seinfeld occurrence about it–it…

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Photoshop Fail Of The Week: A Freakishly Long Arm Betches

May 24, 2019

Hello again, friends. In this week’s Photoshop Fail, I did a lot of research. And after last week’s foot disaster( severely, would Desire the purpose of explaining that still, though ), it got me thinking about how it’s even possible for professional, high-paid photo retouchers to screw up so badly. Like, I guarantee the photo editor for Vogue probably attains more than my entire cost of American private college education…

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The Met Gala Worst-Dressed List: Does Anyone Understand Camp? Betches

May 22, 2019

Ah, the Met Gala. Each year, on the first Monday in May, the top epithets in fashion and entertainment amas to celebrate how rich and red-hot they are, and it’s always a treat. I signify, it’s technically a fundraiser, but we’re all here for the attires. Year after year, the world’s best decorators commit us some serious couture lookings based on whatever the topic is, and this year was no…

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The Shortest Celebrity Marriages You Probably Forgot Even Happened Betches

April 17, 2019

Celebrities are like, so relatable, what with their vacations and skin care procedures and day-to-day 9-5 undertakings. They entirely live in the real world, except when it comes to wedlock. Candidly, can you think of any family or friends that have gotten hitched and within a few months or less, have called it quits? How about three months? A year? Maybe you are able to think of like, a few,…

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‘RHOBH’s Goodbye Kyle Challenge & PuppyGate, Explained Betches

April 15, 2019

This season of The Real Homemakers of Beverly Hills has been slightly less of a snoozefest most dramatic than seasons past. For nine occurrences( and counting) observers have been following the story of an adopted puppy named Lucy Lucy Apple Juice( I please I were kidding. Likewise, why is it not Juicy ?) who mysteriously culminated up at a shelter. Those who don’t watch the show( how dare you) may…

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Stop Trying To Convince Me To Watch Game of Thrones Betches

April 13, 2019

So the are talking here about the town for the past, like, time is that the final season of Game of Thrones is coming up. How do I know that? Okay, I just said that it’s the are talking here about the city. F* ck, this is a frightful set-up for what I’m about to tell you all, then: I’ve never seen Game of Thrones in spite of everyone talking…

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4 Ways ‘Broad City’ Made Me A Better Person Betches

April 3, 2019

Broad City pure television gold. I entail, just take a look at the persons who have guest-starred on the prove for proof: Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, Amy Sedaris, Seth Rogen, Kelly Ripa, RuPaul, Patricia Clarkson, Whoopi Goldberg and, lest we forget, Hillary f* cking Rodham Clinton. There have also been about a million other notable guest starrings, but I didn’t want to give myself carpal passageway was seeking to list…

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What Each Character Of ‘Friends’ Would Earn In 2019 Betches

April 2, 2019

Friends Anyway, as an English major, I was trained to genuinely said he believed that characters live past the end of the story, so I’m truly hoping that 15 years after the last chapter aired, the have all been promoted many, many times and can now afford their multi-bedroom suites in one of New York’s most expensive neighborhoods. Friends a set in L.A . Monica is my favourite. She’s loud,…

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Diggy Moreland’s Bachelor Season 23 Finale Recap Betches

March 31, 2019

I never thought I’d say this, but like the Boys II Men song, “It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye” to The Bachelor Season 23. Yes, a season which is something we let a 26 -year-old man to put us under Citizens Arrest for TWO WHOLE MONTHS. Men and women canceled their new times solvings in return for statements with their Tv and beating boxed wine to its expiry dates. But…

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Which Iconic Reese Witherspoon Character Is Your Zodiac Sign?

March 27, 2019

Today is a national holiday that should be celebrated on every notable docket throughout the world. For on this day, a mere 42 years ago, this planet was graced following the arrival of one Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, and none of us have been the same since. That’s right betches, today is Reese Witherspoon’s birthday Reese is an icon. This is an irrefutable reality. Agree with me or die, sweater…

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