What’s With Mainstream Outlets Spoiling ‘The Bachelorette’ This Season? Betches

July 22, 2019

If you couldn’t guess from the headline of this article, today we’re going to be discussing spoilers for this season of The Bachelorette! So uh, if you’re one of the 10 people who doesn’t know about the ending of this season yet, feel free to stop reading now. *moment of silence so hopefully I don’t get yelled at in the comments for spoilers* Okay, we back. So at this point, it’s not…


The 5 Face Products You Should Actually Be Using Betches

July 11, 2019

The number one skin care product and makeup remover I ever recommend to anyone is micellar water. Micellar ocean is a liquid that is just as light as water, but with tough belongings that make it ideal for makeup removal. I adoration the Bioderma Sensibio micellar water, but the Garnier Skin Active Micellar Cleansing Water is an affordable pharmacy alternative that the project works really well. This product is so…


The Betches’ Bachelorette Guide To Montreal Betches

June 28, 2019

Planning sucks, and bachelorette parties are a ton of work. So we’re taking all the guesswork out of planning a bachelorette party by breaking down top bachelorette destinations. Our guides will tell you where to stay, eat, party, how to get around, and give you a sample itinerary that you can follow. You’re welcome. Here’s our Betches Bachelorette Guide to Montreal. When you think of Montreal, you might not automatically…


Don’t Make These Mistakes With Your Wedding Shoes Betches

June 23, 2019

Ah, wedding plan: a magical day when all of your little kid dreams come to v expensive fruition. Music, dancing, never-ending vows of adoration, high fashion, pretty garments, and f* cking astonishing shoes. Picking out those astounding shoes, though, should get just as much time and attention as picking out your perfect dress. They need to be practical. They need to be cute. And they need to be comfortable enough…


6 Celebrities Who Do Unnecessary Instagram Ads Betches

June 22, 2019

It’s nothing new for celebrities to endorse products in exchange for large amounts of money. From the earliest days of radio, print, and TV advertising, famous people have done sponsorships with literally every product imaginable. But in the past few years, the rise of social media, particularly Instagram, has given way to a new model of celebrity endorsements. Now, anyone with more than a few thousand followers is considered an…


Why Do People Cheat? A Former Cheater Gives 4 Unexpected Reasons Betches

June 9, 2019

is nothing if not entirely accurate( jokes ), and Samantha’s memorable “all men cheat” proclamation is no exception. As a tried and true betch, I have no shame in declaring Samantha is my favorite, but I pray to differ on her bold statement circa season 2. According to a study conducted by the Institute for Family Studies, lots of people cheat. Specifically, it discovered, “Among men who have cheated on…


Its Time To Settle Down: Weekly Horoscopes May 13-17 Betches

June 6, 2019

It’s Monday, which means it’s time to take a look at how much the stars are going to f*ck us over this week. Venus moves out of Aries and into Taurus this week, bringing some much-needed stability to our love lives, thank goodness. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in less of a “take shots and makeout in the bathroom” mood, and more of a “binge-watch Netflix and try…


Sephora Is Having A Huge Spring Sale & Here’s What To Get Now Betches

May 30, 2019

1. LANEIGE Lip Sleeping Mask ($ 20 ) 2. Tan-Luxe The Face Illuminating Self-Tan Drops ($ 49 ) This product has been my secret weapon for over a year now, and I can’t say enough good things about it. In reality, I’ve turned several pals and family members into religious purchasers of such products. First off, Tan-Luxe’s mission is to bring a scalp care approach to self-tanning, so you can…


The Best Vibrators To Replace The F*ckboys In Your Life Betches

May 25, 2019

Happy National Masturbation Month, betches! We’re all about humankinds being replaced by machines these days, because who wants a guy that boasts about his d* ck size during your first conversation, or even more severe, asks for nudes even though you’ve never even hung out? You’re 31 years old, Logan. Get your sh* t together. So of course, masturbation doesn’t simply deserve a day or a Seinfeld occurrence about it–it…


Photoshop Fail Of The Week: A Freakishly Long Arm Betches

May 24, 2019

Hello again, friends. In this week’s Photoshop Fail, I did a lot of research. And after last week’s foot disaster( severely, would Desire the purpose of explaining that still, though ), it got me thinking about how it’s even possible for professional, high-paid photo retouchers to screw up so badly. Like, I guarantee the photo editor for Vogue probably attains more than my entire cost of American private college education…